It's getting weird

Back again in the US, it's time for the sixth group meeting I've attended. The leader, until now, has managed to focus on the benefits of meditation without getting too mystical. Tonight however, things are about to change. It begins with alternate universes, being able to see the past, seeing your past lives and the reincarnation rules. If you are bad in this life, you might, at worst, come back as a spirit without a body, and an ugly, scary one at that. We hear a little about super powers of the monks. The ability of the Buddha to describe the size of the atom and other observations. 
     On a less mystical note, I have made some observations as well. Since the last meeting I have done a little research, and found the photos which are routinely snapped as we are meditating are showing up on facebook. Wow, its me, meditating. Why am I hunched over? I need to work on my posture.